Anyone else remember Pippa mania? Prince William was marrying Kate, and the media flipped out over his soon-to-be-wife’s sister, Pippa. That was about, oh, ten fucking years ago. Since then we’ve seen another royal wedding and a royal exodus.

And I still don’t know why we care. A third of my life flashed before me at the pot shop as my aging reflection slid across a jar of Pippa. (I can’t afford to keep my skin young forever, unlike rulers of the Commonwealth.) But the hybrid’s intense floral and OG aromas shot youth back into my veins. I shouldn’t have been surprised, as Pippa’s background is the definition of Colorado cannabis royalty.

Award-winning Denver breeder Rare Dankness is responsible for Pippa, crossing Flo OG (an all-time favorite) with Pamelina, a mix of the Girl Scout Cookies Forum cut and a Rare Dankness phenotype.